September 11th, 2005


Movie review for Red Eye

"Red Eye"

Starring: Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy

Genre: Drama / Thriller

Tagline: Fear Takes Flight!

Plot Outline: A woman is kidnapped by a stranger on a routine flight. Threatened by the potential murder of her father, she is pulled into a plot to assist her captor in offing a wealthy executive.

This story starts off with Lisa Reisert, who is played by McAdams, getting ready to take a flight. She meets an interesting man while waiting to board the plane named Jackson Rippner, who is played by Cillian Murphy. A tale of two strangers, meeting on a routing plane flight, that quickly turns into a whirlwind of terror, deceit and high flying. Lisa learns a terrible secret that Jackson was keeping and she struggles to race against time to keep his secret from becoming a reality.

Wow, I really made this movie sound good. The thing is that this movie really didn't have a plot. I cant really tell you anymore without giving anything away. It's sad really. I was highly disappointed that I didn't get to witness any "mile high club" miles rack up on top of this plane crash of a movie. McAdams and Murphy did a good job but it wasn't enough to keep me interested. Keep an eye out for the pen scene. It is truly the highlight of this movie.

In case you haven't figured out my rating:

Bribe someone to rent this movie for you if you want to look at some good eye candy or a 2.15 out of a 7.

Movie review for Test Tube....

"Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000"

Starring: Morgan Fairchild and Ian Abercrombie

Genre: Comedy / Drama / Sci-Fi

Tagline: Prepare yourself for some Close Encounters of the Raunchy Kind.

Plot Outline: In the future, corporations have taken over the world and banned sex. A group of rebellous "Test Tube Teens" set out to change their future.

A group of "TTT's" are confronted by Professer Dorn, who is played by Ian Abercrombie, and told that there was life before the corporations took over. Dorn, being a peace lovin' hippy, gets the Teens determined to go back in time and seek out the main corporation leader, Mrs. Swales, who is played by Morgan Fairchild, and show her that sex can be fun. These teens are in for it when they try to "fit in" to a new time and to an all girls school!

Holy Shit, I love this movie. I saw this when it first came out and I have to admit, I forgot that it was a soft porn! I have to be honest though, this movie is a total b movie and it's probably one that most ppl can afford to miss. The two main teens, Naldo and Vin, played by Brian Bremer and Christopher Wolf, are $1.0298 actors but managed to keep my attention with their 80's acting and their cheesy lines. Morgan Fairchild was burned by a former love and all it takes is a "treminator wanna be" to get her to like sex again. It's doesn't get any better than this.

In case you haven't guessed my rating:

If your favourite thing is to watch paint this and spice up your life or a 2.1 out of a 7.